At least I have some prada sunglasses on the way...

Why do some break-ups feel like divorces? Not only are you suddenly cut off from the one person you've spent 24-7 with for the past however many years, but you somehow also end up dividing the assets... & what I got were his t-shirts while he got our mutual friends. So I don't ever get invited to the mutual friend group outings. What's even stupider is that we are friends now, so why am I still not included? Maybe it just says something about these friends... hmm. Or do we need prenups for potential break-ups?